Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Stuff We Would Kiss On the Mouf: Tea & Honey

What did I see in my Ideeli e-mail yesterday but this brand which I have never heard of: Tea & Honey. As Dane Cook says when an oblivious driver tries to merge without looking into the lane that one is driving in: "Uhhhhh, HELLLOOOOOO. Hi???"

Listen here, Tea & Honey, I don't know who you think you are, with your adorable name - I mean honestly - Tea & Honey? Can you give me a scone and some clotted cream on the side with that? Thanks. And then you give us this? This adorable, unassuming tank with lovely colors and a kickass print:

and then you turn around and it is THIS????

Sigh. Meluvs.

But do you stop there, Tea & Honey? No, no you do not. Then you go on to give us this:

Yet another adorable, floaty halterriffic top, another luvly pattern. But that's not enough for you, is it, Tea & Honey? Of course not. Now you have to taunt me with this.

But the final straw? A totally cute, adorable, affordable, bananas THIS:

but did I buy it when I had the chance? No I did not, and now it is, guess what? Sold out. Don't worry, cutie pie teeny grey patterned dress. I am on the waiting list, and wait I shall, and when you are available again, you are COMING HOME TO LIVE IN MY CLOSET, for the love of JJ Walker, and it will be DYNOMITE.

That is all. Carry on.



That last dress looks like one of those things that we'd find at Goodwill and promptly tell each other WE JUST SCORED THE MOST AWESOME DRESS AT GOODWILL and the other would then insist on a cell phone picture of it. Not that we would do that...

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