Thursday, December 31, 2009

Happy New Year




I'll leave you with some words of wisdom for the new year: Be safe out there tonight! Don't do anything we wouldn't do. A watched pot never boils. Children should be seen and not heard (especially if they come in threes). Never wear white after labor day. Beer before liquor, never sicker; liquor before beer, never fear. Don't play with electricity (the advice my mom gave to my sister the night before she left for college????). Do what I say, not what I do (especially Amy, she craaaaaaaaaaazy). Never assume. When you assume, you make an ass out of u and me. Do the humpty dance. Do the humpty hump. Wait an hour after eating to go for a swim.
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And finally, my favorite words of wisdom ever, from Willy Wonka:
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A little nonsense now and then is cherished by the wisest men.
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Happy New Year!
Merci!
Shan
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I believe Shan left out two very important pieces of advice: don't run with scissors and always, always dance by the ugly girl at the club.
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Here's to 2010!
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Blah blah!
Ames

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