Monday, November 9, 2009

Stuff We Would Kiss On The Mouf: A Case of the Mayers

Dear Shan,

I just thought you should know I'm having a case of the Mayers this morning. That is all.

Oh, and I had to cover up that stupid stuff that Perez puts on people's faces with a heart because I couldn't find a pristine picture of this hotness anywhere else online.
Dear Aaaaaamy,
You looooooooooooove John Mayer. You want to maaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrry him. I hope Pablo doesn't mind.
I am SICK of the "L" key on my keyboard. I don't know what it's deal is, but it's like I'm having to PUNCH IT to get a frigging L in a sentence. Is the L in revolt or something? I'm about to rip it off and throw it down the toilet along with a Hot Pocket. Which I just had to retype, because it came out "I'm about to rip it off and throw it down the toiet aong with a Hot Pocket." L, why you gotta be such a little beyotch?