Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Now You're Just Pissing Me Off.

So this is what it has come to? I am so bored with Project Runway that I FORGOT to do my recap? Yep, that about sums it up. Let's keep this short and sweet.

Ames: Word. I believe my reply to your, "Durrr, I forgot to post the PR recap" was, "Because the show sucks." I may be paraphrasing. And by "paraphrasing" I mean "that is exactly what I said and meant."

Winner: Althea (aka - Bewb-tacula)

Shan: THIS won????!!!! Where were the snarky comments about how there was no boobie support, Heidi? Oh wait - I forgot - you save all of your snark for Gordana. Pants? Don't even make me say it. MC Hammer called, and boy is he PISSED that you shrunk his pants in the wash. Tank? Hated it. Well, mayhaps if there was some proper support for the girls, it would be okay, but as is? No thanks. Sweater, meh.

Now, Althea's sketch was TERRIFIC. If her outfit would have looked like this:


I could get on board with it. Maybe she can find work as a police sketch artist.

Ames: Agree becept I freaking love that sweater. I can not only get on board with that, but I can upgrade to first class if I need to because that action looks COMFORTABLE and I would be jealous if I saw someone wearing it. Which, as we know, is the mark of success.

Loser: Mr. Silver Pants
Shan: Yaaaaawnnnn....you stole my zipper collar idea, Irina is a bitch, yada yada yada, Logan, GO HOME! I AM sad, however, that Koji was also sent packing. She has grown to be one of my favorites.

Ames: Koji is gorgeous. Let's just agree on that. Let's also agree that if Logan would have been ugly he would have gone home sooner. I mean, duh, really. Just because we watch 353 hours of reality tv a week doesn't mean we're stupid.

Irina

Shan: Yeah, yeah, yeah - another outfit that Heidi loves. Big surprise there. I actually liked it until I saw it close up on TLo's Project Rungay blog.

That back is craptacular - like my grandma's sofa threw up on her. Yes, the sweater was cool, but for the love of Doug Henning, CAN WE GET A LITTLE FRIGGING COLOR IN DA HOUSE, DESIGNERS??????

Thank you, Mr. Henning. I feel better now, even if it IS all just an ILLLLUUUUUUUSION.

Ames: Thank you, Ms. Shannan for the Henning. You know Pablo and I do that voice all the time here at the CASA DE VOICES. Maybe WE need our own reality show!

Now, Irina. Honey. Get over yourself. What I like about some of the clothes you make is overshadowed by what I don't like about how much you like all of the clothes you make.

Gordana

Shan: Grey, blah blah blah, boring, blabbity blah, nothing like the original fierce dress which I actually didn't mind in that color, her hair is turrible, yada yada, old maid, annnnnd SCENE.

Amy: Uh uh. No. No. No. Pass me the eye bleach.

Christopher:

Shan: Tell me again, WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?????

Amy Amy Bo Bamy: He's still here because she reallllllly wants to go to Bryant Park and he's her designer and oh no, I just admitted I watch the after show, Models of the Runway.

Daryl Carol Hannah:

Shan: Once again, my Favey Crockett of the night. Cute? Check. Wearable? Check check. Inspired by the original piece? Meh - maybe half a check. And finally, you had me at POCKETS.

Ames: Please win this season, Carol Darryl Hannah Montana. It's a well-documented fact (somewhere back in this blog that I'm too lazy to look up) that we loves us some pockets in dresses. So much easier to carry your flask. Am I right, ladieth?

4 comments:

Jill said...

Totally agree with your recap. I'm totally bored! I miss Korto! I actually bought one of her necklaces and have yet to wear it! Maybe tonight.

MerciBlahBlah said...

Oooooh, what necklace did you get????
Shan

Jenni said...

I completely agree! I HATED the boob-tastic look! In fact, I hated it on the first outfit in that style that she won too! Why do I want to see nipples walking down a runway??!

Jill said...

It's beautiful. When I figure out what to wear it with...I'll do a post about it.