Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Where's Waldo...Er...Amy?

Last night I had the pleasure of meeting Gina and Mel (aka "Bubbles") for some adult beverages, chow, and hard-hitting discussions on the merits of The Real Housewives franchise versus The Hills. I have vowed to at least DVR The Hills so that I may participate in some intelligent debate wiv these lovely ladies. However, I must admit that I was unable to DVR tonight, as it was loaded up with SYTYCD, Biggest Loser, Flipping Out, and Jay Leno (ONLY because Ewan McGregor was a guest), so alas, I have missed out on The Hills yet again. Please don't hold it against me, dawgs.

Ames, I apologize for not getting appropriate photo evidence of their adorable clothing, but this is only one more reason for you to get thee hence to our side of the state, so in the words of the inimitable Tim Gunn, "MAKE IT WORK."

P.S.
Gina and Mel - I am also sorry that you could not see me today, as my second day hair is ALWAYS better than when it is freshly washed. Sigh. Just let me know when the next meeting of the KC Bloggers/Wino Convention is called to order. I'll be the one at the bar by myself. Waiting for two men. Stupid waitress.

Shan,

Dude. I was right beside you the entire night. Seriously. How RUDE.

Love,

Kimmy Gibler aka Amy

For real though, so sad I couldn't just jet on over to KC to meet you ladies. Fear not though. It will happen. Oh, it WILL HAPPEN. And on that day, the angels will sing and the taxi will be called. Oh, what? Why I never.

Mwaaah,

Ames

5 comments:

GiGi said...

actually, the second i saw you i thought you were an escort. i was very surprised you weren't wearing thigh high boots.
i think bubbles busted hers out when she got home.

second day hair is for wussies--try 5 day.

i think you ladies should come to my casa for happy hour soon--then we won't have to deal with dumb waitresses, or waiters that want to marry bubbles.

amy, i love you.

Style Scout said...

OMG...I am laughing SO HARD at the photoshopped pic of Amy!!!!! Haaaaaa!!!!! That's hilarious!

I promise next time i will come without a pimple on my cheek and I will not go 81/2 weeks without highlights (yikes, look at my roots peeps!). I may even spray tan, just to give myself an extra glow.

MerciBlahBlah said...

And don't forget the thigh-high boots, Bubbles...
- Shan

The Townhouselady said...

I was "this close" to doing a full on spit take when I saw that.

You guys are too funny for me.

GiGi said...

did someone say kimmy gibler??!!
i might just have to go as her for halloween now!

it wasn't fair that amy just came from the salon to our date.
overachiever.