Are you kidding me, Project Runway??? The challenge this week was to make a blue dress???!!! Oooooooh, step back! No one in their right minds would make a blue dress! That is cuh-RAZY! No, what is crazy is that when someone proposed this challenge, NO ONE at PR stepped up and said "Really? A blue dress challenge? While we're at it why don't we make necklaces of macaroni to wear with it. Thank you for playing - YOU'RE FIRED."
Is it earth-shattering? No. Fashion forward? No. Did they re-invent the shirt dress? No, but I still loved it. I LOVED that it was a shiny broadcloth fabric. I would've worn a diferent belt/sash and funkier shoes with it, but das just me - I'm crazy like dat.
That's all I gots this week, folks. Project Runway - listen to me now and hear me later - if you do not step it up, I may be forced to go back to The Fashion Show when/if it returns, and NO ONE WANTS THAT!
I can barely muster up the muster to say I don't have anything to say about this episode. Wait. Does "epic disappointment" count? You know something's amiss when we don't even want to make fun of the bad. PR...come on. Snoozefest is right. You've entered into the world of Yawny Kitaen and that gives me the sads, too.
Come back. I miss you.