Get ready to live, people - here comes our Emmys fashion recap (or re-crap, in some cases - you know who you are...)
Before we get to the glitz though, I just have a few comments:
1. Amy had her entire post typed out and saved, but Blogger decided at the last minute to wipe everything away, so you are stuck with me. If we're lucky, and she decides to recreate everything, she will addsies later. Carry on!
Amy: Shan is right. Fists were a shakin' at Blogger last night. Can we just all pretend it was hilarious the first time around? This one may not be so much but I will feel like a jerk if I don't play along.
a) Are you kidding me? Cat Deeley was not nominated as the best reality show host? What the eff? She is adorable, charming, self-deprecating, funny, sweet, etc. etc. ad nauseum. Let's make sure she IS nominated next year, capiche?
b) The Amazing Race got it a-frigging-GAIN this year? I have never even watched the show, and have vowed never to do it, because I'm so SICK of it winning.
c) 30 Rock: Okaaaaay, we GET it - you are funny! Are you funnier than The Office? No. Cheese and rice -step back and let someone else have a turn!
d) Jon Hamm: HOT. Hot hot hot hot hot. I don't even watch Mad Men, but DAYUM, he hot. Have I mentioned how frigging HOT he is?
e) Blake Lively: Aren't you a little too young to be wearing a dress slit up to your bajingo? Where was your mother, for the love of Nellie Olson?!
All right - enough of that. We're going to do a Top Five and Bottom Five between us, but let's face it, we share a brain, so there's a lot of overlap. Enjoy!
Shan's Top Five:
1. Jennifer Carpenter
2. Ginnifer Goodwin
3. Perrey Reeves
4. Cat Deeley
5. Kara Diwhoseewhatsit from American Idol
Alternate: Rose Byrne
Amy's Top Five
1. Kara Diwhoseywhatsie
2. Perrey Reeves
3. Mila Kunis
4. Cat Deely
5. Jennifer Carpenter
Shan: Old Hollywood Glam at its best. Meluvs.
Shan: We all know by now that Cat can do no wrong in our eyes. We would probably put her on the list even if she showed up in something horrific, like a burlap sack, or a Juicy Couture Brentwood Trophy Wife track-suit. Okay, maybe not THAT, but as it was, she was stunning in a one-shouldered Grecian gown. Call us, Cat....
Amy: Mila schooled the model. Okay, sure so the dress was styled differently and altered some and sure I have a total girl crush on Mila from one of my fave movies, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, but still....this is hip and young and fresh and the color is to die for.
Annnnnd the bottoms....
1. Obama Girl
2. Jessica Lange
3. Sarah Silverman
4. Nancy O'Dell
5. Lisa Edleman
Alternate: Kyra Sedgwick
Amy's Bottom Five
1. Obama Girl
2. Shar Jackson
3. Jeanne Tripplehorn
4. Elizabeth Perkins
5. Sarah Silverman
We're going to mix these up a bit, just for sh!ts and giggles....
Amy: Really? She's just being ridiculous. We all need a Health Care plan after this vomit-inducing disaster.
Shan: Are those arrows on the dress pointing to the part that was made from coffin lining?
Amy: Am I more disturbed by this old lady/prom gone wrong number or the fact that SHAR JACKSON was at the Emmy's? Toss up.
Shan: Again with the horrible fit! I think ya'll know I loves me some sequins, but this just makes her look wider than she is. In fact, that seemed to be the theme for most of the night - wiiiiiiider than she is....
Shan: I have loved Elizabeth Perkins ever since I saw her in About Last Night, but seriously - is that a pegnoir from the Frederick's of Hollywood circa 1978 catalog?
Blogger, why you gotta be such a little bitch?