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I am excited to announce the first ever Merci Blah Blah Contest. Leave a comment here and I will randomly pick a winner.
Tell 'em what they win, Bob! YOU get to answer emails from my side business that I have in addition to my "real job" and my beloved charity that is BLOWING UP, yo! Exciting stuff happening.
Seriously.I.Cannot.Answer.All.My.Emails. HELP. Calgon.
If you need me I'll be the one in the corner rocking back and forth like fetal crouched crackhead.