Monday, July 13, 2009

Stuff We Would Kiss On The Mouf: Fa Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay

Fage Greek Yogurt: A Love Story

Once upon a time in Missouri, two fair maidens searched high and low for the best yogurt in all the land. Then they found Fage Greek Yogurt and the search was over, yada yada yada.

Seriously, once you try this creamy and rich, yet completely non-fat yogurt all other non-fat yogurt is just a sad, sacchrinny mess. Blech. I know I speak for Shan when I say to Fage: "Bring it to my mouf." If you think you like yogurt but haven't tried Fage, I think it best to say it in the words of MTV Diaries, "You Think You Know, But You Have No Idea."

Amy's Fage 0% with a touch of honey, low-fat Trader Joe's Vanilla Granola and fresh bluberries. Yes.
Amy's Fage 0% Smoothie (half a small carton with 4 0z natural apple juice, fresh pineapple and strawberries): Yes.
Shan's Fage 0% with Bear Naked Heavenly Chocolate Granola: Yes.
Fage 0% with Oxygen: Yes

Shan's Fage 0% on an Eggo cinnamon waffle w/fresh sliced peach and drizzle of honey: YES

To recap:

Yoplait? No way.
Dannon? Mais non.
Blue Bunny? How funny.
The Other Ones I Can't Rhyme With Right Now: No.

And they all lived happily ever after.

The End.

Shan Here: With Fage 0%, fairytales DO come true.

Shan Here again: Okay, that was totally ghey and I apologize. Cut me some slack, homies. It is late and I dealt with two crying 14-month olds for 2 hours. Let's see YOU be funny under those circumstances.


The Townhouselady said...

This stuff is from the gods. I did a post on it too.

Mine didn't rhyme nearly as cute as yours did but I love it none-the-less.

Style Scout said...

I heart Fage too! especially the ones that come with a little fruit puree on the side!!!

MerciBlahBlah said...

I think for me is the texture more than anything else. It is so creamy and custardy and delicious in my mouf. MMmmmmmmm!!!!!

I apologize that that comment sounded slightly filthy.


No I don't.