You're hopped up on the goofball, aren't you? AREN'T YOU?
Are you trying to tell me they don't look alike? I'll hear nothing of it, ye olde crack whores. Put down the pipe and pick up your glasses.
(This post makes more sense if you happened to read the one below it and the comments.)
There is only one crack ho around here, and it ain't me. NO ONE but you thinks Mr. T looks like Simon P. It's okay though - we still love you.
Love love love,