Stuff We Would Kiss On the Mouf: Cat Deeley

I was watching So You Think You Can Dance last night (and of course muting any part where Mary Murphy was talking), and aside from the fact that I think Cat Deeley and I would be best friends because we are SO alike - both gorgeous, blonde, 6-foot tall amazons, I realized that girlfriend has one of the best wardrobes on TV, DESPITE what I saw otherwise on the interwebs last night when I stated digging for photos of her. The number of people who hate her wardrobe was astounding. Clearly, they are ignorant and have no sense of fashion. Can I get an amen? Seriously though, my New Secret Girl Crush is so great because she has that I Am the Most Perfect Woman In the Room, Yet Somehow Still Look Like the Girl Next Door magical combination that makes her accessible to men AND women. Beyotch.

(Amy here: Thing one: I loves that you are watching this show with me now. My heart sings. For the record, my heart has the voice of an angel. I think you mean we would ALL be BFFs though. Don't even act like you are ditching me b/c I am pretty sure she wouldn't help you write this blog.

Thing Two: Amen

Shan again: I stand corrected - we all WOULD be BFFs)

Anyhoooooozle, I found some of my Favey Crocketts of Miz. Deeley (who, if you google yourself and come across our humble blog, please drop a line - that is protocol here at MerciBlahBlah). Wivout further adooooo, I give you Cat Deeley and Her Amazing Fantastic Super Bananas Wardrobe.

Herve Leger dress, Gucci shoes
Okay - This is not fair. Are her legs 8 feet long?
Amy: You are right. She's our twin. Triplet. Mirror image.
I have NO idea who the designer is, and cannot for the life of me find this pic again online now. Oopsie!!

Amy: FIND IT. Oh wait, we're not shopping per "The Pact" that isn't going very well. Nevermind.

Shan: Do you have something to tell me?????? Have you been shopping?!!!

Vintage dress, Gina heels, Topshop clutch
Amy: Hello gorg ruffles.

I think by now I have fully expressed my Love of the Pantsuit. You, sir, rock.
Amy: The perfect outfit.


Really, Deeley? REALLY? Do you HAVE to look like this?!
Amy: Is this the dress that one chick from Benjamin Buttons wore to the Oscahs?

Burberry dress for the Costume Institute Gala
A little scary, a little Sharon Stone meets Wilma Flintstone Love Child, but there is still something fab-you-lous about this.

Amy: It's feathers. Don't even act like there is a question of its glory.

Whoa - Hey! How'd that get in there? No matter - we'll just...uh...LEAVE it in. Yeah. I can't help it! It came up when I googled Cat Deeley white dress! So it's Daniel Craig in a white dress shirt! Let's just pretend this never happened, and uh...errr...Daniel, you look so HAWT with those buttons undone, that icy stare....homina homina....whoseeewhatsit???

What happened just then? I think I blacked out.

Amy: Oh happy intentional accident. He's totally looking at you, Shan.

Shan: I KNOW.

One of my faves. Wish I had written down who designed it!

Amy: Gay angels. That's who. That's the perfect combination for those that don't know.
Or Julien McDonald.

SO adorable. So flawless. So chic vintage yet still completely modern.

Amy: One of my fave of all of the times.

Annnd, one more for you Shan.

"Oh, I just threw this on and look better than you will ever look in your life. Ever."

Shan: Cat, Cat, Cat - How is it that I can hate you yet love you simultaneously? (And I can totally hear you saying simultaneously in that British way you have - SIMMM-ulll-taneously).

And seriously, can we just talk about how PERFECT her hair is every single time. Who looks that cute with that whole crazy bow/bird's nest action? I mean, other than us. You know how we're always wearing that.

Shan: True dat. Girlfriend's hair is PURRRR-fection. It may even be better than my OTHER BFF's hair - you may know her - Jennifer Aniston. Please don't tell Jen I said that though.