Monday, June 29, 2009

An Open Post to Shannan



Dear Shan,

I hope Little Miss Peanut's hives go away soon and she can stop the Itchy and Scratchy Show and you and Mr. T can stop worrying about her.

She to be better soon.

Loves,
Ames
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Dear Baby Girl's Hives,
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Quit being such jerks already.
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I mean it. You DO NOT want to step to me.
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Sincerely,
Your Worst Nightmare
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Dear Amy and Your Worst Nightmare,
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Your post made me SIMMM-ullll-taneously tear up and giggle at the same time. My raw nerves thank you.
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Loves,
Me
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P.S.
Your pic of The Hives is much cuter that what we are seeing around our casa...
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Not-so-Dear Baby Girl's Hives,
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Seriously? What Amy said above, times INFINITY. If you do not take your nasty, red, burning, itchy, feverish, lame-ass leave of my lil peanut's tender skin, I will MOW. YOU. DOWN.
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The Management

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