Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Stuff We Would Punch In the Mouf

Did anyone else ever have this album as a kid?

First of all, let me say that I am actually kind of digging Marie's outfit on the cover. HOWEVER, this is before she became doll-outfit-wearing-Dancing With the Stars Marie. Secondly, for some reason, I can't get this song out of my head:

Okay - I can't find the damn audio or video for the song, but it's A My Name Is Alice, and it is HORRIBLE. Just google the lyrics and you'll understand. Since I can't share that one, I'll share THIS one instead, sent to me recently by a co-worker. Please try to refrain from throwing your panties at the computer screen.

My question is this: When did the Osmonds become pimps? If this video teaches us nothing else, it is that stylists are a VALUABLE celebrity resource.