Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Stuff We Would Kiss On the Mouf: Planet Blue

Planet Blue, you little minx, why do you tempt me with clothing that I cannot justifiably afford with three babies? You are a debbil woman, Planet Blue. You, with your easy, breezy, California laid-back oh-so-casual, I have been at the beach all day and do not look like a greasy, sweaty normal woman, but a siren from the sea look. Unless you are willing to start giving me some MAJAH price breaks for pimping your site out, stop beckoning me to your site and taunting me with clothing I CAN'T BUY. Like this dress that I need for our trip to Laguna:

Foley & Corinna Flutter Party Dress

or this kaftan, since Amy will not give me her kaftan dress (HMMMMPFH):

Eternal Child Wide Kaftan

or this dress that I also need for my suitcase to Cali, and which would look adorable with my new strappy sandals or EQUALLY cute with my Frye harness boots...

What Comes Around Goes Around Allegre Dress

or either or these little numbers from Issa London, one of my favorite "designers I cannot afford..."

Issa London Dress

Issa London Knot Front Dress

So in closing, if anyone stumbles over a big pile of money, and wants to buy me any or all of the above, please e-mail me here at Merci Blah Blah, and I will be happy to give you my measurements.

Merci. The Management.


I hopped on Planet Blue to surprise you with that Foley & Corinna for an early 40th Birthday present and realized it was almost 600 dollar bills, so instead I didn't. I hope you can take the same amount of joy from my retelling of this tale of "It's The Thought That Counts" though.

Annnnnnnnd, scene.

Yes, that is ALMOST as good as having said dress to wear on my actual person. ALLLLLMOST.