Wednesday, April 8, 2009

An Open Letter to Amy

Dear, Dear Amy:
As you know, the preview for Real Housewives of New Jersey was on last night. I reeeeaaaallly think you should give it another shot. Can you imagine the recaps we could create? It would be magic. It's JERSEY, for the love of Tony Soprano. We might even give Scented Glossy Magazines a run for their recap money. JUST KIDDING, JUST KIDDING, SGM - NO ONE does a Real Housewives Recap like you.

But seriously Ames - if you can't do it for me, do it for the babies.

My Dearest Shannan:

Woman, surely my incessant whining in private has helped you realize by now that my "free" time is very limited these days. (For arguement's sake, let's pretend you don't have triplets. Thanks.) How can I possibly fit in one more show? Oh yeth, the DVR. The World's Greatest Invention evah. I'll program it to record and give it a shot. The things I do for you.

I hope you realize the crap that is about to come my way when Paul sees "The Real Housewives of New Jersey" in the DVR queue. I'm never going to live this one down.

You're welcome,


SGM said...

Dear Shannan,
Gah head! Do it. And you'll find yourself wearing some cement shoes in the Hudson river.
(just kidding, I say do the recaps; I'd love to read them.)

Dear Amy,
Tell Paul that everyone on the show is a lesbian. Not only will he keep his mouth shut, but he'll watch it with you (at least until he catches on that they're not lesbians, but by then he'll be in too deep).

You girls are funnnnnnny.